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White Wednesday

The day before Thanksgiving, aka the biggest bar night of the year.
Jim: What are you doing on White Wednesday?
Jon: Getting shitfaced so I can sleep straight through the Lions game the next day.
by BigWillieX November 17, 2009
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ash wednesday

Catholic Holy Day observed 40 days prior to Good Friday, where believers walk around with dirt X on their forehead in order to flaunt their holiness.
Normal Guy: Dude, you have some dirt on your face
Jesus-Freak: Really? I wasn't aware. It must be my pure righteousness made manifest, seeping through my earthly pores. Bow to me!
by Andrew Thrillson March 5, 2004
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weenus

1. An incredibly stupid or idiotic person or act

2. male appendege

3. Something that gets you aggrevated
1. David, your a stupid weenus

2. My weenus poped out.

3. Why did the toaster break? Freaking weenus!
by apstguy March 16, 2004
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Weenis Rodeo

The term weenis refers to the skin surrounding the elbow. A weenis rodeo is a game in which a contestant grabs on to someone's weenis, and attempts to hang on as that person jerks their arm up and down in a hammering motion. A third party judge counts the number of seconds before the contestant loses grip of the weenis.
Jamal held on to Travis' weenis for dear life, but it bucked and kicked and he lost control after 7 seconds. Another mediocre cowboy in the Weenis Rodeo.
by Rewd January 12, 2009
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weenis

The coolest word, meaning more than one thing, you can use and not get in trouble!
Kiss my weenis!
Weenis job!
My weenis is very hard! Now it is soft!
by Mike B October 10, 2003
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Weenis

A little boy thats not afraid of climbing trees because he has a "weenis"
I'm not a scaredy cat cuz i got a weenis
by Patrick May 13, 2005
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Wednesday

Wednesday is Hump Day!

Wednesday is a day that comes after Tuesday and before Thursday in the calender, it is also known as hump day in the world of work because a work week is 5 days long, and Wednesday is the middle of the week or the peak of the hump, after Wednesday has ended, its closer to the weekend and the end of the working week.
Sarah: *Tuesday* Hey what day is it tomorrow?
Alice: Its Wednesday tomorrow.

Matt: *Tuesday* Dude, I cant wait for Saturday, its going to be so hype!
Jerry: No we can't get excited over this until after hump day.
by bubbleandsqueek January 11, 2014
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