Wash The Car

Informal slang to say you have to go take a leak.

Well, Time to wash the car.

by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018

washing the walls

When a man runs back and fourth down a line of urinals while pissing and not stopping in-between urinals. This results in washing the walls with your piss.

"Are you ok. You were in the bathroom a very long time"(said bob.) ya I was just washing the walls(replied Jim.)

by B The Man March 19, 2014

Yellow Washed

When a non-asian/white person becomes obsessed with Asian culture. Similar to white washed

Wow, my White intern really got into K-Pop. She is soooooo yellow washed

by the909er January 22, 2016

monkey wash

When you take a shit and don’t wipe. Then you proceed to jump in the shower to wash your ass! The purpose is to save toilet paper in a pinch.

Last night I was hammered and had to do a monkey wash. Shit happens when you party!

by Las Pilas October 10, 2020

the reach and wash

while showering, the action of squatting down to ground level, soaping your "the dude" wash cloth and passing the towel through your legs and pulling back and forth to create a suddsing action to cleanse your anus.

What are you doing dude...what its the reach and wash man.

by The reach and wash Dude March 5, 2011

mind-wash

to persuade somebody to change their mind.

First she was adamant on going to the zoo but I mind-washed her and she became ready to accompany me to the flicks.

by uttam maharjan January 8, 2012

Sock wash

When a man uses his pink sock to fuck a woman in the pussy.

When Mary saw my anus fall out, she insisted I sock wash her with it.

To spice up my love life, I fucked my boyfriend with a cucumber until his anus prolapsed, and made him sock wash me with it.

by F-shack boarders May 20, 2018