shukelear war

when a mass of people sit and puke at the same time.

Last night we almost had a shukelear war. Those tacos and beers were not right.

by Dexter DaKlown May 15, 2010

Maze War

Maze war is likely first FPS (first person shooter) game, made in 1974-ish. The actual release date of it is not known.

You play as an apperent eyeball. When you see another eyeball (player), you shoot, them. You will get a point by harming them, and lose a point if you are harmed yourself.

avg guy: the first FPS was wolfenstein3D
smart person: nope it was maze war, indubatebly.

by yellowmadness54 July 2, 2011

Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.

Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.

by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021

color wars

An event in iMater Charter Middle/High School where you dress up in your grade color:
6th:Green
7th:Orange
8th:Red
9th:Yellow

10th:Purple

11th:Gray
12th:Black
It’s usually rigged for the 8th and 12th graders to win but CO’28(us) lost to the stupid 7th graders this year!

Devyn:Are you ready for color wars?!
Stacy:HELL YEAHHHH
bitch ass 7th grader: hi guys let’s wear orange 🍊

everyone: *beats his ass*

by nachoo_jocelynn28 October 30, 2023

War Shagging

Having sexual relations with someone to gain access to a computer system or network.

I got into the network by war shagging the girl next door.

I got her WEP key off her router while she was showering after I shagged her

by Unleash October 11, 2010

Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.

Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

clit war

Another term for lesbian sex or an all female orgy

Me and my girlfriend had a total clit war last night

by Reydlab721 April 3, 2017