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Father Bad Touch

A religious leader, often catholic, who engages in sexual activity with minors. Often used in a humorous context.
Watch out for Father Bad Touch down at the church.
by BrutalSheldon April 30, 2008
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don't touch what you can't afford

What was once the ultimate put down. The strongest diss you could say to somebody who was annoying you by being physical with something you own.

Starting off with expensive things that other poor kids couldn't afford, this was a snobbish insult used by richer kids who had the flashest new gear and one of the poorer kids wanted to touch it as they could never afford somethign so extravagent. This was in fear of the poorer kids leaving germs or nits on the item leaving the richer kid fucked later on. This would put them in their place and the poor kids would know their place in society.

However, things started to get a bit out of hand circa 1997. The diss spread wildly across Britain's schools and soonn became used in day to day conversations heard in the playground; the cheaper the tackier the item the better the insult. It was a witty way of saaying "you're so poor that..." but without having to use the brainpower to think of an item and and it would leave people hurt inside.

Soon enough people found a way of responding to this comment which was to get your wallet out and show you have enough money to indeed afford the item, thus making the person who used it look silly and make their point completely void. Soon after this was discovered people stopped using it, and thus sending a classic diss to the history books along with "your mum gives head for bread" and other such insults.
Person 1 "Hey, Let me have a look at that pen."
Person 2 "Oi, don't touch what you can't afford!"
Person 1 "Damn...you didn't have to go there."
by GF February 18, 2007
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Me:"We coming from the Big Raggedy to go to the House of Blues. Be there in a few hours"
Friend: "Fosho. Call me when you touch-down
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Yahweh Torah

Judaism's version of "I swear on the Bible" but instead it's the Jewish sacred texts.
Bruv! Yahweh Torah I didn't kiss that man!! I only had sex with him.
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tooch

verb, a modeling technique coined by Tyra Banks.

To pop your booty out while taking a photo in order to accentuate your ass, making it look round and large.

Good for men's magazines.
Tyra Banks: "You did the booty tooch. The booty is the new sex accessory, and you were tooching that back and that booty to make men look back there. Even though there's not a lot there, you're still tooching it."
by Tyra Skanks December 27, 2008
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Touch Her Shoulder

To have sex with a girl. The epitome of all that is good in life. Originated in the Off-Topic Discussion Forum on GameSpot.
"I like a girl, but I don't know how to get closer to her. What should I do?"
"Touch her shoulder, and she'll love you long time."
by ---Anonymous--- October 17, 2007
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boob touch

When you touch a female's boob(s).
Bob: How'd it go last night?
Bill: I got in a boob touch!
by Daleks August 16, 2011
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