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the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.
"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."
by Ashley aka Bunny October 8, 2006
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Tickety boo

I thought I had lost my keys, but I found them and everything was tickety boo.
by Donald Currie December 31, 2003
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TICAL

"Take Into Consideration All Lives" - As stated by Method Man himself on season 2 episode 1 of Desus & Mero #1 show on late night, ball bags!
Fuck these immigrants. Nah, my guy. TICAL!!
by Skitoles October 17, 2017
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ticketmaster

a website that sells event tickets

they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets

this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.
without competition, Ticketmaster will continue ripping you off

see asshole
by Russian Mike September 28, 2004
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deep tissue tickle

when you finger a girl, and find her g spot then you give it a nice little tickle and let the magic begin. use various speeds for different reactions
when i busted the deep tissue tickle on my girlfriend she moaned and thrusted her hips, humping my hand non stop, until she squirted
by rain man #1 August 22, 2009
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two ticket ass

A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.
"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."

"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"
by Mark_J January 16, 2009
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ticklepoint

Holding the tip of one's index finger against a tickle zone of a ticklish person (armpit, collar bone, stomach) with the intention of tickling at some point.
His finger slid towards my armpit and suddenly he had me at ticklepoint; I told him everything he wanted to know.
by Avid tickler January 10, 2009
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