Weenie

A small, courgette-shaped penis that doesn’t fulfill women.

William has a weenie. It’s small.

by Thebigbeastqueefs December 17, 2020

Weenie Whiner

A man who gets mad about things that are not controllable like the size of his penis.

Sam is weenie whiner about his micro penis.

by Maguirerm February 7, 2020

Peenie Weenie

Peenie Weenie is something Thor also know as Quinton carry’s between his legs. It attempts to grow but through the leaps and bounds it is unable to .

Is that Peenie Weenie boy again .. Yes better get the Viagra hunnie .

by Little bastard 911 April 4, 2022

Weenie

Just an overall douchey person that possesses unsavory, pretentious, and conceited qualities. Wears turtlenecks and chains to clubs.

"Wow look at those weenies over there, I hope they don't try to talk to me, their conversations make me want to Van Gogh my ears"

by weenie creator March 12, 2019

weeny

nickname for mouthweeny. wants a birthday on march 27 because he wants to steal gifts from precious people during the month of april :(

weeny's birthday is october 24, and NOT march 27 :)

by mmmwyra March 26, 2023

Weenie

Weenie in magic the gathering and other (online) trade card games means : ' a weak creature/monster'.

Weenie decks , are decks with many weak creatures that often get alot of buffs and often need alot of teamwork in large numbers.

'Hey, I have made a weenie deck today and it is strong against midrange.'

by Neacher March 20, 2017

Drift Weenie

When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.

Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.

by DJ Princess Ariel aka DJ Vaper March 27, 2022