1. A sinister uncle/close family friend, think of an uncle buck type character, only instead of late 80's hijincks, he brings inapropraite touching and the need for years of therepy as an adult.
2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.
3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.
2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.
3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.
Yo dawg, my uncle sunday came over and he gave me a sip of his beer. I don't remember what happened next but when I woke up my clothes were inside out.
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hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
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Get the uncle schmoo mug.Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.
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Get the Uncle Arctic mug.A Muslim version of an Uncle Tom. The Uncle Waj is considered to be excessively obedient or servile to the white man. They are typically South Asian, and find no problem throwing marginalized communities, such as Palestinians, under the bus.
Another term used to describe an Uncle Waj is "sell-out."
Another term used to describe an Uncle Waj is "sell-out."
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Get the Uncle Waj mug.A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.
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