ghost bogey

When it feels like you have a bogey in your nose, but you don't.

Guy one: Oh damn! Man, I thought i had a bogey just then!
Guy two: Chill out Carl, it was only a ghost bogey!

by swagsha January 13, 2016

Bud Ghost

An individual who steals marijuana deflecting any possible blame.

Devin is a fucking bud ghost.

by znish June 18, 2017

Ghost band

Ghost band is a band from Sweden created by Tobias Forge. The band makes rock/metal/satanic anchent٫ the band lore different from other band.
The band published their first album in 2010 named "Opus Eponymous"
Other albums:
Infestissumam (2013)
If You Have Ghost (2013)
Meliora (2015)
Popestar (2016)
Ceremony and Devotion (2017)
Prequelle (2018)
Seven Inches Of Satanic Panic (2019)
MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY (2022)
IMPERA (2022)
Spillways (2023)

"Bro have you heard this popular song called Mary On A Cross?"

"Yeah my favorite band called Ghost made it"

"Let me see that.."

"Interesting?"

"Bro tell me more about the band"

Later

"Bro٫ Ghost Band is whacky"

by Named.ghoul March 25, 2023

Pube-ghost

A person who randomly places pubic hairs around a house of a person who does not have pubic hair.

I can't wait to pube-ghost Sally now that she had laser hair removal.

by Sisnarf June 2, 2019

Rectal Ghosts

Spirits who have homosexual tendencies. It is often theorosized that they are the cause of all homosexuality within this world. They communicate by penetrating their victim's anus with their spirit penis and ejaculating ectoblasm into the inners of their anus. It is considered an honor in some native american societies.

Chris: Oh dude, I felt something in my butt!!??
Liam: wasn't me bro!
Luke: are you fuckin' kidding me?
Chris: No, it's icy hot!
Liam: oh golly gee!
Luke: ...yeah, that must be the rectal ghosts

by DiesIrae92 December 27, 2011

ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009

Ghost Rudder

The combination of the dutch rudder and the stranger.

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."

by Smith Shark March 31, 2009