Second Lead Syndrome

Wanting so desperately for the lead actress of a drama to end up with the better guy, but you always know that she is going to end up with the lead bad guy in the end. Usually goes with the feelings of either wanting to curl up and cry over your ramen, knock someone's teeth in or both.

Me: In the drama "You're Beautiful" park shin-hye should end up with jung yong-hwa instead of jang keun-suk. Friend: Oh you definitely have second lead syndrome

by JJproject1004 November 22, 2014

Second Hand Embarrassment

When you feel so embarrassed for someone else's actions that you feel the embarrassment for yourself as well.

Stefanie is singing loudly in Portuguese! I feel second hand embarrassment... I can't be in the same room right now.

by arisames December 6, 2009

Second Thoughts

Industrial music project from Vancouver, WA.

Have you heard the new Second Thoughts song?

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002

second lead syndrome

Second Lead Syndrome is the closet thing to death that isn't. Second Lead Syndrome is when you are casually watching your Kdrama and you starts to ship the female lead with the second male lead. Or when you start to fall for the second male lead.

This feeling is horrible because you shouldn't be rooting for the second lead in this love triangle but you are, it's like an identity crisis.

"So I was watching my Kdrama last night and started getting second lead syndrome"
"You what?!"
"No cap. It's horrible but I can't stop."

by hoteldel_leejieun October 23, 2020

Second Hand Retardation

When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".

"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"

"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"

"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 30, 2017

5 second rule

An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.

"Oops, dropped my popsicle. Five second rule!"
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)

by Hablacraja July 10, 2004

Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020