Text-Lec

receiving a lecture by text message

Text-Lec from Dad to Daughter: Don't u think gvn the current economy u should have a new job b 4 u quit ur existing 1?

by MoeTX May 21, 2009

blue text

When all of the text is a link to a definition on Urban Dictionary.

(Person 1 is browsing Urban Dictionary)
Person 1: Goddamnit, not another blue text submission.

by Charuzu August 3, 2021

pecker texting

When you send a random generated predictive text. Open the texting app start with a letter and peck the middle suggested word.

WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?

ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off

WTF, knock it off!

by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018

text mileage

when you are really cheap and you never reply to texts unless its somewhat important or from the chick your trying to wheel. usually very frustrating to ones friends.

Friend 1: dude, didn't you get my text last night?

Friend 2: man my phone bill was ridiculous last month from texting jenn, so i have to really cut back to get better text mileage this month

Friend 1: Man, dump that bitch

Friend 2: ......(doesn't text back)

by rick fooey March 8, 2010

creeper texting

The act of texting someone who doesn't know your number creepy things like "I see you," best done while in the same room as your prey so you can see them freak out. Often done by friends or stalkers.

text conversation:
creeper: we r watching u
guy: who r u?
creeper: still watching
guy: srsly who r u?

guy yells "WHO IS CREEPER TEXTING ME?!?!"

by girlthatfalls June 16, 2010

email-text

A long, almost letter like email sent via text message.

It takes forever to read the email-text Brandy sends me!

by Dallas Brian August 4, 2009

Nipple text

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.

Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.

by Cockmonkey flankers August 6, 2011