Textopia

This is a real thing in the online dating world. Was previously submitted incorrectly and has been reworked:

Textopia
noun
1. the euphoric state or feelings usually associated to an online relationship; in which all things are perfect because all communication is electronic and no personal contact has occurred

adjective

Textopian
1. Modeled for the perfect state of a relationship where all communication or contact has been made electronically.

I've been in a textopian relationship with him for months, although he has never asked me out on a date.

by Sky Spang May 19, 2017

text carry

Text carry happens when you are texting someone and neither of you want to end the conversation, but you have nothing left to say. So, you keep texting them the same thing back and forth.

Text carry:
Boy 1- yep
Boy 2- yep
Boy 1-yep
Boy 2-yep

by Mari the diva May 27, 2017

Texas High School

A high school in Texarkana, Texas. A place where the preppy kids can sip their starbucks in peace and the rawr xd kids can nuzzle in the corner. Yes they have many educational opportunities, but if you're looking for a place with fucked up administrators and the largest gap of poor and rich kids, then you'll love Texas high.

1: do you go to Texas High School?
2: no do you?
1: hah fuck no man

by heyoheyo2233 June 28, 2018

Texturbation

The act of sending a barrage of unanswered texts. Usually, the texturbator is being intentionally ignored. Sometimes, result of purported recipient's phone dying.

I had a serious texturbation session last night. He's over me, so I just ended up sending gifs to him all night.

by Noshedint March 15, 2018

Textgate

Similar to “Watergate”. Insinuates a scandal caused by several people “conspiring” via text. Can also refer to items in a group text that initiated a conflict.

“You better not let anyone see that, or it will be Textgate 2018 all over again”.

by IA4LifeRozner January 26, 2019

Texas Reptile Expo

Founded by a lady known as the reptile queen from Texas. The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in Texas. People known when the come to this show they can expect to see the largest selection of venomous snakes and other reptiles.

The Texas Reptile Expo is the largest reptile expo in the state of Texas.

by urban savage February 12, 2019

Texas Curveball

A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.

“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball”

by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019