Spermickle

Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.

I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!

by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010

Spergatory

The compulsive state of being obsessed with knowing every possible detail about a particular subject (i.e. sperging out). The state is only left when the entrant has learned far more about the subject than can ever possibly be put to practical use. A combination of sperg and purgatory.

I'm deep in spergatory about nutrition right now. I'll let you know when I've finished the internet on it.

by crackedd December 30, 2011

spermanent

Giving your girl a little "hairstyling help" at the of a "romantic encounter"

Every morning, Jim and John would give Kathy and Amy fresh new spermanents.

by Bri May 15, 2003

spermaculate

The process of male sexual ejaculation.

My dear, such is the state of my personal arousal that I shall have no recourse but to spermaculate all over your lilly whites forthwith.

by rojodelosaltos February 11, 2005

sperduti

He may have a huge nose, but makes up for it with his huge penis and his awesome drumming talent as well as his smooth flowing metal hair of doom. He will rock your socks off any day of the week. Also known to mean the ejaculation of a dog.

Sperduti is fuckin metal
My dog got Sperduti all over my shirt

by Sha11owBay December 29, 2007

spermy eyelash

When a girl/man/animal/cross gets cummed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the cum.

Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"

You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"

by miaden_mental January 31, 2009

Spermite

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

by ofperin May 7, 2010