Speed Bang

To get your rocks off quickly during sex

My wife hates it when I speed bang her, because she never gets a chance to reach her climax.

by 05superglide February 14, 2012

speent

A cute dog

Aw, come here you little speent.

by BROOKLYN1101 August 1, 2017

speed luigi

a fast version of luigi....why you even reading this...

hey its a me speed luigi

by ALMONDABOOOSE September 19, 2017

Speedpoking

The subtle art of ramming 2 fingers into a soaking Bacon Purse at a speed of no less than 5mph but less than 10 as you don't want to break the speed limit

I was totally Speedpoking the fuck out of the wife last night, fingers were smoking

by Himindoors November 11, 2017

SpeedySpyFox

Really annoying. No one likes him.

SpeedySpyFox is gay.

by SpeedySpyFox is gay. January 27, 2018

speedysnake25

a fucking jobber who literlatly sucks dick and got dropped by spiderman

fiwedsfs- hey did u see last show where speedysnake25 got dropped by spiderman in taw
faldun- hell yeah dude what a fucking jobber im not gonna make him mid card even tho he beat u in the house show
fiwedsfs- ok

by speedysnake25 June 21, 2018

Speedy Gonzalez

Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.

“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!

by Slydog11 December 17, 2019