sober mcgober

When a person is so drunk that he is about to pass out, he is said to be sober

'Craig looks like he is about to pass out, he is sober mcgober

by birchestree February 21, 2015

Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.

Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.

by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

Sober pocket

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

by SportyZo May 15, 2016

Slerving

Perving on cams while trying to fall asleep

I should be asleep but I'm too busy slerving.

by yBother November 4, 2016

Sklerching

The act of ejaculating during a sweet docking sesh - of which the sound is akin to squeezing gravy through a cheese cloth.

Hey, bro - wanna go sklerching later?
Yeah, man! I'm always down for a good sklerch.

by FriedEggs&Bacon September 4, 2017

sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.

That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.

by anonymous November 1, 2017

sclerbed

noun. Otherwise known as the "high" received from partaking in Lucifer's Quinoa a.k.a. (Devil's Lettuce, Kush, Ganja Brudda, Weed) . Some go as far as saying that you are only 'Sclerbed' if you smoke hash oil.

Me and Wiz took slab dabs: I am now "sclerbed" out of my mind, I can't feel my legs.

by Hepatightass November 27, 2017