Sober blink

When you’re some sort of intoxicated (from drinking, smoking, etc.) and laughing harder than you should at something but then you blink and all of a sudden you’re super sober and conscious and it lowkey feels like you time traveled

*two friends laughing at something incredibly stupid and unfunny after smoking a blunt*
*laughter dies down and becomes silent*

*moments pass*

Person 1: “brooo… I totally just sober blinked”

by OogaOnMyBooga March 14, 2026

Soberdelic

I don't drink alcoholic but I still trip balls

If you're going to burning man look for the soberdelic camp.

by Queeeèeee July 25, 2025

Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

Soberish

When you want to cut back on drinking while still having a good time, it's all about finding the sweet spot—a delicate balance of moderation with occasional and enjoyable drinking.

"Are you doing Dry January this year? No way - that’s crazy! I’ve decided to go Soberish instead."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

dusty sober

the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.

the little boy gave his grandpa a dusty sober.

by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011

Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 28, 2015