My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

by ace zero June 22, 2014

get served

To be completely owned or shown up by someone.

Grilled Cheese: "Check this shot out. MONEY!" (bricks it)
Dudd Diggles: "I've seen you put up so many bricks today that for awhile I couldn't tell if you were trying to play basketball or undertaking a major construction project."
Tony: "OOOOOH, you just got served!"
Grilled Cheese: "No I didn't, I just got unlucky."
Moseph: "Bitch, you got served harder than a tennis ball hit by Pete Sampras."
Dudd Diggles: "Yeah, you just got served more than the daily special at a diner. Bitch."

by Nick D May 22, 2004

40 year old serbian

A man with a lot of pubic hair.
As made famous by the move "I love you, Man"

I took him to the beach and he had a bush like a 40 year old serbian

by w00tman123 January 19, 2010

serial dater

One who engages in the process of systematically dating an obscene amount people in short span of time. This definition encompasses but is not limited to internet dating, bar dating, long distance flirtations, phone service dating, blind dating, expiration dating, match making, one night stands, friends with benefits, and personal ad surfing. Can be considered a politically correct alternative to word "player" both with and without a negative connotation.

You do not want to date my roommate, that guy is such a serial dater.

Good luck getting anything meaningful out of her, she's too much into serial dating.

by KRAMNOSLO February 24, 2009

Sergio Ramos

Sergio Ramos (a.k.a. La Copa del Rey killer) is a defender who plays for Real Madrid and also on La Furia Roja.

He has a romantic relationship with Fernando Torres.

On April 20, Real Madrid won La Copa del Rey, they haven't won that cup in 18 years.

In the celebration they gave the La Copa to Sergio Ramos, and he threw it from the top of the bus. The bus ran over the Cup, and it died.

He tweeted about it, and he said "I didn't do anything, the cup jumped by itself".

Person1: GOAAAAAAAAAL FROM SERGIO RAMOS!!!

Person2: who?

Person1: the guy who threw it La Copa del Rey!

Person2: LMAO

by theoneblackredyellowring May 14, 2011

lip service

To just say something but not actually do it. To pretend that you believe a certain thing but not practice that belief.

The company pays lip service to equal rights, but has only one woman working for them and she's underpaid.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

Twilight Series

Set feminism back one hundred years, Insulted literature, and made girls bat shit insane in one convenient little package

Feminism back 100 years: We worked hard for nothing!
Insulted literature: These books will be the death of me
Bat shit insane girls: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGO MGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOMGOMG I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN FROM THE TWILIGHT SERIES!

by the_usber October 21, 2009