selfie

A selfie is a blowjob that a guy gives himself.

Sometimes I do a selfie and suck my own dick to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip January 3, 2023

Dad selfie

A photograph with 2 or more people using the front facing camera on a phone that resembles as if a dad has taken it with his son(s).

Kc: Hey Aidan you want to take a dad selfie to post on my instagram

Aidan: Sure but I have to be the dad you can be the son
(Picture taken)

by DAD SELFIE GANG February 2, 2017

selfish asshole

A person who uses their phone while driving

Look at that selfish asshole texting and driving. He'll likely crash his car and kill someone because he was too selfish to ignore his phone for 30 minutes

by helloOnisionyourewelcome March 6, 2017

selfishsun

One very hot girl

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Selfish

"Do what you want regardless of other people's happiness"

I stole a dog from a 5 yr old. Guess that makes me selfish

by Niggerdick1738 August 27, 2017

Hashbrown "selfie"

What old people imagine Teenage girls taking pictures of themselves is

Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"

by penguins66352 October 29, 2014

Selfie Bomb

A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.

For instance take a selfie bomb when:

Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face

2 random people are making out on a park bench

Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt

You're robbing a convenience store

You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates

Right after sex

"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"

"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"

by LOLDYNAMISM June 17, 2014