"Schmoogle"!
by Zachary Pasquerillo May 15, 2009
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Get the schmoo mug.Schmols are an extremely rare species; cute, but very protective. Legend says there's only two in the world. They're both a little quirky, but a hoot at a party. Known to touch joeys, sing songs (mostly about cats), and eat everything in sight.
Approach with caution.
Approach with caution.
Person A: "Oh look it's the schmols!"
Person B: "No those are schmoletts, the schmols are behind them"
Person B: "No those are schmoletts, the schmols are behind them"
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Get the Schmoked mug.Guy 1:"Yoo, look at that chick, she mad hot"
Guy 2: "yeahh, but she getas around."
Guy 1: "Total schmom."
Guy 2: "yeahh, but she getas around."
Guy 1: "Total schmom."
by Dyleon69 October 15, 2010
Get the Schmom mug.A girl who really doesn't have a clue. Tries to become pregnant multiple times and can't, though barely not a baby herself. Married more than once before she can even drink.
Also a case of insisting on posting every detail about one's day on facebook (perhaps confusing it with twitter) followed by a phrase similar to "ily *insert boyfriend of the week here*" or "my hubby is the best in the world."
This disease is also marked by an inability to spell, form logical thoughts, and thinking that numbers are letters.
Typically given as a nickname to a signifiant other, this disease causes you to call yourself that.
Also a case of insisting on posting every detail about one's day on facebook (perhaps confusing it with twitter) followed by a phrase similar to "ily *insert boyfriend of the week here*" or "my hubby is the best in the world."
This disease is also marked by an inability to spell, form logical thoughts, and thinking that numbers are letters.
Typically given as a nickname to a signifiant other, this disease causes you to call yourself that.
the post:
12:03 PM: O NO!11!!! OMG WTF LOL MAH CAT COUGH3D UP A HAREBAL!1111 WTF ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:04 PM: K GUYS LOL I CL3AEND IT UP ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:05 PM: LOL MAYB I SHUD G3T HIM SOM MEDS ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:10 PM: LOL FAECBOK IM OUT GO 2 DA S2R3 GET SOME M3DS JOIN M3 AT WALMART???!?!??? BN SI DA BST HUSBAND AVA!!111! WTF LOL
Girl 1: Did you see that girl's post on facebook? Do I really have to care that her cat just coughed up a hairball, and then she cleaned it up, and now she thinks she needs to get the cat medication?
Girl 2: And look! Now she's going to the store!
Girl 3: I don't know how you even read that. The only part I could make out was "ily bn sooooo much 4eva."
Girl 1: She's such a schmookiepoo.
12:03 PM: O NO!11!!! OMG WTF LOL MAH CAT COUGH3D UP A HAREBAL!1111 WTF ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:04 PM: K GUYS LOL I CL3AEND IT UP ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:05 PM: LOL MAYB I SHUD G3T HIM SOM MEDS ILY BN SOOOOO MUCH 4EVA
12:10 PM: LOL FAECBOK IM OUT GO 2 DA S2R3 GET SOME M3DS JOIN M3 AT WALMART???!?!??? BN SI DA BST HUSBAND AVA!!111! WTF LOL
Girl 1: Did you see that girl's post on facebook? Do I really have to care that her cat just coughed up a hairball, and then she cleaned it up, and now she thinks she needs to get the cat medication?
Girl 2: And look! Now she's going to the store!
Girl 3: I don't know how you even read that. The only part I could make out was "ily bn sooooo much 4eva."
Girl 1: She's such a schmookiepoo.
by last but not least June 20, 2011
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