Arizona Saddlebags

Tying two or more used and filled condoms to the ends of a twirly "Doc Holiday" style moustache.

Did you see that guy? He had black cowboy boots with blue and white inlay, he's cruising for some Arizona saddlebags.

by Mike Wakoffski January 22, 2024

to be saddled with

to be burdened with something

They don't want to be saddled with the financial burden of caring for their parents.

by mmitrolaw May 27, 2017

The Utah Saddlebackers

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.

Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.

by WhatzZitTooya September 6, 2022

Scaddle Waddle

Something a black person says instead of get.

Scaddle Waddle up out my face!

by chickenbeefy November 24, 2011

sandle pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of "sandle pussy"

guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandle puh puh (aka sandle pussy)"

by ultraflail December 26, 2013

Swaddle

| 'swädl | To waddle with swagger, most commonly seen in arrogant water fowl.

The duck swaddled over to the pigeon and let him know who was in charge.

by documentone April 24, 2016

Sandle Surfing

The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.

Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.

by AtheosAeternus October 6, 2016