rubber blowing 

when you ejaculate so hard it blows out the condom breaking it

so i started rubber blowing but now i have to leave the country to avoid paying child support

rubber blowing by sp6c3 September 26, 2024

Rubber Band Manlet 

The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.

Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!

Rubber Band Manlet by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024

rubber and magic

Being seemingly physically invincible, especially due to youthfulllness

The girl fell from the first floor into the garden and got up with hardly a scratch. She’s really made of rubber and magic, it seems.

rubber and magic by vembertillion March 29, 2025

Rubber Bullet

Sex move where you shoot your load so hard the condom pops off, usually the rubber hitting your other; hence a bullet.

"Sex was so boring last night I decided to give my bitch a rubber bullet"

Rubber Bullet by UrbanElf April 1, 2025

Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

Rubber bones by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025

Rubber ducky 

When you stay at someone’s place and fill the tub full of water then proceed to take a shit that floats in the tub before you leave

I was at this girls place and before I left I took a rubber ducky in her bathroom

Rubber ducky by Rubber ducky man May 10, 2025

Rubber Duck 

Exactly 62 beers

Hey bro wanna finish a rubber duck in 4 hours on Saturday?

Rubber Duck by Ramming1500 June 8, 2025