Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.
Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.
Synonyms:
-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard
Synonyms:
-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard
by Cynical Man November 18, 2025
Get the Ruben Simp mug.A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:
1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.
2. Finish.
3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)
4. Piledriver!
When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.
2. Finish.
3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)
4. Piledriver!
When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.
by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010
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When blow a load in a chick the night before and the next morning before she showers she asks you to go down on her and her snatch looks like corned beef and stinks like rotten sauer kraut.
by 660 June 3, 2017
Get the Stinky reuben mug."A Ruben" in Australia is a slang word for having a day off work "sick day", when you're not really sick
The word "Ruben" was named after NRL Legend Ruben Wiki, a legendary rugby league player from the 90's to 2000's"
His surname "Wiki" rhymed with the word 'Sickie", which is Australian slang for sick day or day off
The word "Ruben" was named after NRL Legend Ruben Wiki, a legendary rugby league player from the 90's to 2000's"
His surname "Wiki" rhymed with the word 'Sickie", which is Australian slang for sick day or day off
by robbiemei October 6, 2019
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Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.
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I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.
I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.
by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021
Get the Alex Ruben Sandwich mug.A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".
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