roosteretta

A female rooster as described in the short story You Can't Kill the Rooster.

The roosteretta can be fucked up but you can't kill her.

by theroosterpdw January 2, 2012

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

Rooster in my wrary

When your typical male human wants things to get heated up and decides to make a move on a female human. Les female might be thinking or saying..."uhh put your rooster in my wrary." That is when you have permission to get jiggy with it.

Babe. Rooster in my wrary. Now. I'm feelin it

by Andre nikitina August 1, 2013

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 September 3, 2013

roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

Roosters to Crickets

Go hard from Sun up to sundown

Give it your all from Roosters to Crickets today!

by Hell2pay! September 24, 2014

Rooster

A really hard piss or a strong morning piss.

Billy drank 19 beers and was so damn drunk that he took a rooster all over the bathroom stall.

by Dr. Clif Clif June 5, 2015