When someone of the Homosapien Species enters a relationship, updates all of their Social Media Profiles to reflect their new relationship status, ONLY to break up with said homosapien within a weeks time.
9/30/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from SINGLE to in a relationship.
10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.
"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
10/2/2013: xxxxxx Has Changed their Status from IN A RELATIONSHIP to SINGLE.
"Damn Girl, you always end up in them FLASH RELATIONSHIPS."
by Beezy253 September 30, 2013
Get the Flash Relationship mug.Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.
Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.
Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.
by donb2 January 8, 2014
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Get the Heteromo Relationship mug.Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.
by notwiththebs August 6, 2014
Get the dead relationship mug.When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.
by tfiosinfinities May 2, 2015
Get the paper relationship mug.A relationship that begins around Christmas and New Year (often started with a drunken hookup at a party) and that dies around Easter. A Jesus Relationship is often between two people who are incompatible, and survives for a few months due to the heightened joy around the holiday season, but dies as the year progresses.
Dan: Me and Mary weren't compatible, we were doomed to a Jesus Relationship.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
Fin: Was she super religious or something?
Dan: No, it was just destined to die within a few months.
by Savemebarry January 12, 2016
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