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PTD

Post Travel Depression.

PTD occurs when returning back home from traveling after a long period of time. Symptoms include loss of appetite, strong feelings of nostalgia, and in some cases, depression

PTD can last up to 1.5 times the original trip length.

In some cases PTD can develop into CAS (cynical asshole syndrome). This is usually brought on by some of your old 'non travel' friends spouting bullshit about lame ass TV shows, local issues that no one gives a fuck about and showing you pictures of their kids poo.
This time last week I was sitting on a tropical beach not having a care in world. Now I'm sitting in a fucking office listening to my colleagues talk shit about X-Factor. PTD has seriously kicked in.
by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011
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pterodactyls

Sense of nervousness, paranoia or impending dread often accompanying the first day of sobriety following a raging bender. Symptoms may include shakiness and/or hallucinations of flying objects in one's peripheral vision.
I've been so hammered for the past four days that I couldn't function at work today, because the pterodactyls kept coming after me.
by ikillbozo September 28, 2010
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pterophobia

a severe fear of butterflies, and or moths
being deathly afraid of butterflies and or moths
by Ke Ca September 19, 2004
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PTA shower

The PTA shower involves washing the Privates, Tits and Armpits prior to an important event which one is running late for.
"shit, I have to grab a PTA shower, I slept in and now I'm late for work!!"
by bellevillebitch September 21, 2009
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PTHC

Pressure, Temperature, Humidity Control.
Abbreviation used (mainly) in science fiction when describing the process of terraforming a planet i.e. making a planet more "earth-like", improving its chances of supporting Life.
Humidity refers to atmoshperic density, not concetration of vapor (H2O) gas.
The 2008 Maxis game "Spore" has comprehensive PTHC tools.
by sporefan March 31, 2009
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Pterodactyl

A sexual position inspired by the prehistoric creature involving a girl and five guys. The girl is laying face up on one man while he penetrates her anally, a second is standing penetrating her vaginally. The girl is using both her hands to give handjobs to the two guys on each side of her. The final man stands at the girl's head and penetrates her orally. The girls vocalizations are obscured by the cock, resulting in her sounding not unlike a dinosaur, and with her body position akin to that of a large bird like creature, the name of the act is easily understood.
Fred : Dude, what were all those dinosaur noises coming from your room last night?

Colin : Me, Alex, Austin, Robbie, and Andy totally got Pterodactyled by this beezie last night
by Jake Valence January 23, 2009
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ptkhptkhptkh

Ptkh Ptkh Ptkh is the sound of when people open their mouth and close it again. (most of the time with cum in it)
Slut:Ptkh ptkh ptkh
guy: oh yeah fuck yeah
by Pokemonfreak1231 October 30, 2004
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