Profile Changer

One who changes his/her profile background so many times, that you are confused as to where you are on the internet.....Better known as Myspace A.D.D There is only really one common cure for this horrible condition.....getting laid! lol

Juliet is the biggest Profile Changer I know!

by Geoff Robbins October 24, 2007

Professor Gardner

An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.

"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."

by Jaolo March 3, 2008

[Profile Candy]

A highly attractive person who is your 'friend' on a social networking site such as Facebook or Myspace. Usually added based purely on their appearance.

John has like 600 friends on facebook, what's with that?

Nah, they're not really friends, they're just Profile Candy. Didn't ya notice most of them were hotties?

by Alecto83 January 21, 2009

professiosnail

1) To work unbelievably slowly whilst putting up pretence of professionalism and competence

2) To do the above unintentionally

1) "why you working so slow?", Bobby
"what!? what!?" Miranda
"you're such a professiosnail" Bobby

2) "why d'ya think you're all dat, sucking up to the man"
"don't hate the playa, hate the professiosnail"

by JarvanSB July 1, 2009

Profalasting

To be a pro at failing to last whilst having sex

Girl 1: So will you be getting with Phillip again after last night?

Girl 2: No, he's profalasting *laughs*

by strangelittlenicky July 25, 2009

professie

the affectionate cute nickname for a hot professor that one has an crush on...

A: Every class is interesting until a professor ruins it.
B: yeah...right...I'm hoping to get into professie Joe's class...It should be partially interesting...

by Shannning November 30, 2009

profashional

one of my college time word-mergers. wordmerger
Used then to describe store design project.

Basically intended to mean:
the blending of fashionable attire within and related to your chosen profession.

This suit will provide just the right "profashional" edge during the interview.

by nojob Bob February 5, 2010