professiosnail

1) To work unbelievably slowly whilst putting up pretence of professionalism and competence

2) To do the above unintentionally

1) "why you working so slow?", Bobby
"what!? what!?" Miranda
"you're such a professiosnail" Bobby

2) "why d'ya think you're all dat, sucking up to the man"
"don't hate the playa, hate the professiosnail"

professiosnail by JarvanSB July 1, 2009

Strictly Professional 

These are a combination of words used by Mr. Hero Fiennes Tiffin to describe his relationship with Ms. Josephine Langford. They both are the most strictly professional actors that you have ever heard of.

-Hey did you see the new interview with Hero and Jo?
-I did. Apparently, they are just 'strictly professional', but we know otherwise.

Strictly Professional by A Josexual November 15, 2020

Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.

That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

Professional Drinking Companion by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Professional Homeowner 

An unskilled, lazy individual who has been fired from numerous jobs and relegated to sitting at home fantasizing that doing household chores is a full time profession.

That wanker was fired from every job he was hired to do and is now stuck being a professional homeowner.

Professional Homeowner by rainbowking January 30, 2023

Professional Dumbass

Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well

Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations

Professional Dumbass by Garlic S August 25, 2020

Professional scorer 

In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.

Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.

Professional scorer by TheYu February 25, 2021

professional esports player 

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

professional esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020