Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.

Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

President-Elect Obama

A politician elected to the position of President on a platform of "change". Apparently he defines "change" as the appointment of all of Clinton's ex-staffers to his administration.

I wonder what position President-Elect Obama will give Monica Lewinsky.

by kindlydank December 17, 2008

President Biden

Is a pussay and tooo ooooooóoöooooooooooooooooooo ooooooóoöooooooooooooooooooo ooooooóoöooooooooooooooooooo ooooooóoöooooooooooooooooooo old
Yay

Have you seen the new president Biden

by Taygen simp August 18, 2021

president-erect

Donald Trump's never ending hard-on for young females.

Donald Trump is sure to be known as President-erect to all the women in the White House.

by tirtle December 2, 2016

Presidential Douchebag

A president, presidential candidate or cabinet member who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.

Obama's lying and hypocrisy has reached such levels that he is now classified as a "Presidential Douchebag".

by TruthSayer2451 September 9, 2009

President Bush

the absolute best president in the world, nobody realizes how much he has gone through and what he really has done for this country

he saved our lives by going to war with the middle east, when if he had chose not to we might be the victims of more terrorist attacks

by sarah benson March 22, 2005

student body president

see stub 'n sheets. i think you know who you are.

"so i'm having sex with this one armed chick all stub 'n sheet style..."
-student body president

by TM pooh 'n ho November 21, 2003