phantom poo

When needing the toilet for an extended period of time and finally making it to the bathroom, you complete your business only to find that nothing actually came out even though it felt like you pushed something out.

Mark - "Hey John, just went to the toilet and I thought I did a massive Shit, I turned around and looked in the bowl and there was nothig there!"

John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"

by pokey_puppy May 6, 2011

Phantom of the Opera

A most outstanding facial ejaculation that is sufficiently voluminous to cover at least one third of the recipient's face.

I juiced all day and busta fatass nut, The bitch had a fish eye, pearl necklass, a Verizon and an angry conductor...it was a total Phantom of the Opera!

by Dev Null June 19, 2006

Phanno

a god of sex, knows his way around in bed and while having sex

God, you're such a phanno.

by PhannoKyo May 20, 2009

phantom planet

the greatest band in the world
writers of the theme song to the OC, California among other great songs

check out the latest phantom planet cd... THEY ROCK

by one ray of sunlight February 9, 2004

Phantom

after taking a shit you look down at the toilet bowl to notice there is nothing there. Often leading to confusion as to whether or not you actually dumped.

This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty

Gary: You look confused, Paul.

Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!

by dcm89 January 26, 2010

Phantom

Only the biggest, baddest Broadway show EVER! PHANTOM OF THE OPERA ROCKS!!!

I got to see Phantom on Broadway for only $20!

by Hallie Corson September 24, 2004

Phantoon

Phantoon is a slang term for excretion of "poop." It was made popular by YouTubers LucahJin, NintendoCapriSun, JoshJepson and others while live streaming the LucahThon.

It is also a popular boss from the Metroid series.

I just took the phantoon of my life. ya know, IN THE BATHROOM!

by I<3Lucah July 11, 2011