penis

a large parasitic worm living off 50% of what would be an all-female population.

Men are just ugly women with penises.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

penis

A measure of comparison used by white males, usually in their teenage years.

"Whites are better than asians, we have bigger penises."

by 1337 h4x0r June 1, 2003

Penis

1. A mans dick.
2. Wang

1. Tony stuck his 18 inch penis into my tit last night!

by seeme April 13, 2006

Penis

Verb. To bang, screw, get jiggy with.

"I really wanted to penis this girl, but turns out she's a freshman."

by dragonsteak May 21, 2009

penis

an object or organ in the male body that occupies 99% of our time, interest, and brain. Also something that many guys keeps fiddling with and grabbing especially in public.

me talkin to myself: ohh i gotta go look up some more fuckin porno on redtube and jerk off so my penis would stop buggin me.

by bobbykal August 27, 2009

penis

oh... a penis is... a whores best friend ! YUMMY!!

oh that whore sure loved that penis she was sucking on, oh right thats the only friend she has...L-O-S-E-R

by SASSY June 28, 2006

penis

A male tube which is used to drill into a vagina. And squirt juices. Also sometimes put in the but and rubs against the cliteris for a nice n' steady ass fuck.

my penis is bent so bad I use it to hold towels

by William hung the second March 9, 2007