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oats

A reward or tribute given to a male after he has had sex with a woman.
In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.

I just earned my oats today!
by robotHouse February 12, 2008
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shire oak academy

Shire oak academy is written down as a good school but really its full of chavy little scum bags and dirty little skets who need to sort their lives out.
by I.am.gangster.69 October 29, 2017
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F.O.A

Stands for "Family over all" and was created by the rapper Kylo to be the name for his crew, who he considers family.

The term can also define a lifestyle of getting high off Marijuana, Drunk off Alcohol, Getting Money, and Getting Girls.
by notayoungboy09 September 28, 2012
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Oakton High School

An uppermiddle classified school, stuck in California. Words such as Brah, Bro, Girl, like, and sketchy are common. Clothes such as Abercrombie, Hollister, and many other brands will be found here. Oakton takes pride in their athletics and image. In fact we just put up new bushes and flags, among many other things entering the football field. But we still haven't fixed that water leakage in our ceiling! What a surprise.

Many teenagers at this school are in fact athletic. If you aren't athletic, take part in a sport, don't even think about making conversation with those whom do. You will be shunned. Our lacrosse, Field Hockey, and Football players are cherished among other sports. A lot of them are meat heads, arrogant, and pretty much bond together. They have their fair share of suck up's, and teachers who favor. Though however, some might grow up to be successful, but karma will always be there. Most of them won't get scholarships for the sports they play, either. Of course this bit of reality hasn't hit them yet. Many others who aren't well known would gladly sell their soul for a bit of recognition. Thus, sucking up.

Image is important. The girls like short denim mini skirts, hollister tank tops that squeeze their boobs together to give them more pact with their push up bras. Freshly shaven tanned legs, cakey makeup with thickly applied eyeliner, clipped and painted nails, and hair always looks semi perfect. Along with sporting Vera Bradley purses.

High school is their prime. For most of these people, it will be the best years of their lives. They'll turn into Mr. Fouley. Sitting in the Drivers Ed Room, teaching Behind the Wheel, reminiscing about "the old" days. Being single, going home to that microwaveable meal, turning on the t.v, and drinking alone.

For the guys, long nike socks, and shorts are in style. Shaggy hair, which is quite funny because once it's cut you can see all their acne that was once hidden. And sports team college hoodies. Sporting Nikes and N sneakers.

This is the typical Oakton look. Will this even matter 10 years from now? Not at all. Anyone who doesn't agree with this is oblivious. Gym class is a living hell for anyone who isn't athletic. You will suffer from insults. You're pathetic if you can't run a mile. You're a loser. Half of these kids don't even know how hard it is for the ones getting these insults to wake up every morning, go to school, and listen to that same shit. "Same shit different day." If you can't run the mile, you ain't shit. So you better get out there tomorrow when the weathers nice outside your house and practice! Practice makes perfect. Oaktons motto.

Many of these kids will find it hard to live in the real world of reality after high school.
Sean Schnitzer-"My motto is: Image comes first. Oakton high school is the prime of my existance. Not to mention, my uncle has a ferrari."
by asdfdsinka April 19, 2008
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Oats

The greatest food of all time.
Sometimes people will ask you for your oats but you will not give it to them.
Brother, may I have some oats, I am starving.

Sorry, but there are not enough rations for sharing
by öat January 17, 2017
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Fair Oaks

Fair Oaks, CA. Chicken Town. Known for its chickens, red bridge and the bluffs. Everyone from hippies to rednecks love Fair Oaks.
K: hey bro, wanna go kick it in Arden Park?
E: No man ima go chill at the bluffs in Fair Oaks

N: Chickens?? DO you live in the country?
m: No bro im from Fair Oaks.
by ImmaSlammer February 24, 2011
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Oak Street Beach

1.The center of the universe.
2. Beach located on the Gold Coast of Chicago on Lake Michigan.
3. Site of the best looking, best trained, most bad-ass lifeguards on the lakefront...or anywhere else, for that matter.
4. A far superior place than North Avenue Beach
Oak Street Beach is much better than North Avenue Beach, which blows.
by Oco December 10, 2006
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