an object or organ in the male body that occupies 99% of our time, interest, and brain. Also something that many guys keeps fiddling with and grabbing especially in public.
me talkin to myself: ohh i gotta go look up some more fuckin porno on redtube and jerk off so my penis would stop buggin me.
by bobbykal August 27, 2009

oh that whore sure loved that penis she was sucking on, oh right thats the only friend she has...L-O-S-E-R
by SASSY June 28, 2006

A male tube which is used to drill into a vagina. And squirt juices. Also sometimes put in the but and rubs against the cliteris for a nice n' steady ass fuck.
by William hung the second March 9, 2007

by moghul khan June 13, 2005

by Harry dick August 20, 2003
