penis

Something Nick Cinqurnelli doesn't have
He has a vagina
by Kyle June 28, 2003
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oh... a penis is... a whores best friend ! YUMMY!!
oh that whore sure loved that penis she was sucking on, oh right thats the only friend she has...L-O-S-E-R
by SASSY May 15, 2004
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long thick and hard tool used to give chicks pleasure
by dik August 20, 2003
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an object or organ in the male body that occupies 99% of our time, interest, and brain. Also something that many guys keeps fiddling with and grabbing especially in public.
me talkin to myself: ohh i gotta go look up some more fuckin porno on redtube and jerk off so my penis would stop buggin me.
by bobbykal August 27, 2009
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the male organ which has the most attraction for a babe of 14 years to 90 years old lady.
by moghul khan June 06, 2005
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A male tube which is used to drill into a vagina. And squirt juices. Also sometimes put in the but and rubs against the cliteris for a nice n' steady ass fuck.
my penis is bent so bad I use it to hold towels
by William hung the second March 08, 2007
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some thing that has a mind of its own
My penis has a mind of its own
by Harry dick August 20, 2003
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