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(never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you)
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Nefarious

Really? I wonder where he came up with that!

Hym "I'm thristy... I think I'm going to buy something to drink-"

Idiot "OH! That gives me an idea! I'm going to buy something to drink! Maybe a soda or something! Isn't that brilliant!? Isn't that a brilliant and original idea that I just had?"

Hym "Nigga... I just said the shit a second ago..."

Idiot "Right but I came up with the idea to buy a drink."

Hym "After I said the shit... Like, immediately after I said it."

Idiot "Wh... Well, that's not what's important. What's important is that I came up with this idea, right, and it has nothing to do with you."

Hym "How does it not?"

Idiot "Um... Well... What would me getting a drink have to do with you?"

Hym "No that's a sort of verbal slight-of-hand your doing there. I'm obviously talking about you making the claim that you came up with the idea... That you explicitly got from me... You didn't think of shit. According to the world most highly credentialed psychologist you aren't even capable of thought."
Idiot "Look... I have great ideas all the time man. This isn't new for me. I have all these thoughts floating around and I'm just so brilliant. And great minds think alike. So if I thought of getting a drink, a great mind like yours would probably come up with it at, like, exactly the same time. Right? Like we were vibing on the same frequency and BAM! We just came up with it at the same time."

Hym "No motherfucker. You heard me say the shit AND THEN you decided to ALSO do what I was doing... AFTER the fact."

Idiots "Well, I mean, look at all these drinks I bought! I have like 100 drinks! You only have the one drink!"

Hym "Because you have a million dollars and I don't you fucking idiot. You took my idea and used the million dollars I do not have to buy more than I can afford."

Idiot "Yes."

Hym "And you're trying to use that as evidence that you had the idea first."

Idiot "Y... Er... I did have the idea first! Just a split second before you said it! Really! You have to believe me! My entire career from this point on depends on me having claim to this idea! You shouldn't be trying to blackmail me like this! You're nefarious!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
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nawfaal

a very sweet and polite guy who listens and is always interested in what you have to say. hes very pretty and ADORABLE he has the best vibe and isnt anywhere close to being ignorant or arrogant
that guy has the same vibe as nawfaal
by anonymous April 30, 2023
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Newcastler

a discombobulated philosophical butt flake disabled crip walking crawfish half eaten autistic autobot looking ass person from newcastle in the uk they have really bad teeth
newcastler: hey!
guy 2: shut up, newcastler!
by ha ez May 1, 2023
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Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.
A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself
by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023
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NewHampshire Hedgehog

When a man rubs a ballon on his dick and balls, making his pubic hair stand straight up, resembling a hedgehog.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing a eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023
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newmal

NEWMAL

Derived from the word normal.

1 new·mal adjective / noun \new-məl\

Definition of NEWMAL:

1. The ‘new’ normal.

2. When normal changes or evolves into a new normal.

3. When normal is no longer the way it was.
4. When something is in a constant state of change so there is no normal.
5. Replacing the preceding normal.
5. No longer conforming with, adhering to, or constituting an old norm, standard, pattern, level, or type;

6. State of constant changing normal.

Origin of the word newmal:
Coined by Todd Klein, New York City, on September 11, 2001.
Registered Domain Name: NEWMAL.COM
First published on the internet: September 11, 2001.

Additional Information:

“NEWMAL”
Title of book and screenplay being written by Todd Klein.

Main Characters:
Newmal

Mr. Norman Newmal
Mrs. Norma Newmal
Son: Newt Newmal
Daughter: Newly Newmal
dog: Newton
Normal is changing so fast, it's newmal now.
by itknyc August 10, 2023
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