Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.

“Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”

by Broughton November 7, 2020

Esteban Murphy

The biggest capper

Guy 1: I’ll be online tonight

Guy 2: No you won’t, you’re such an Esteban Murphy

by Johnnyon the spot July 26, 2022

Joseph Murphy

jospeh murphy is a wonderful young man, he is a great talk partner and has pretty eyes. usually wears some drippy garms and really looks good standing next to a joel.

my goodness, he's really rocked up like a joseph murphy

by captain bos November 22, 2021

Murphy

A term used ti describe the dark line of un blended foundation thats common among women who live in halfway houses across America.

Omg!! Her make up. Is way too dark!! Someone please help that clucker fix her Murphy!!

by Silly Smalls December 19, 2020

Carter Murphy

World’s highest bass master 💨

Carter Murphy is the Willie Nelson of bass fishing

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022

Dan Murphy

Sexy cunt, clarkeys best mate, Liverpool ultra since 2003, propa belta

Dan Murphy is a proper cool guy

by Swuduusud May 29, 2019

Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019