mouse potato

Similar to mouse potato, except the mouse potato has moved to the computer, where he/she will spend the next 5+ hours.

The mouse potato locked himself in a dark room with only his computer to keep him company, and didn't come out for 2 days.

by Turnspike July 6, 2006

finger mouse

insane childrens programme responsible for the gary glitter and jimmy saville experience.
see also BOD

richard gere: lets get finger mousing

by matt devilstick September 28, 2003

mouse man

Where you get a tube and a bunch of lube and stick a live mouse in the tube and stick the tube up your asshole. Remove the tube and let the mouse wiggle inside your anus until it dies.

Mouse man

by Urmom163827369 December 5, 2013

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

Mouse Nack

Shoving a computer mouse up a vagina. In order to achieve sexual pleasures and orgasms. While on a computer.

Lady Jane had a Mouse Nack last nite while shopping online.

by George Bulcock June 9, 2007

modest mouse

a band with lyrics full of ironies and paradoxes such as "night on the sun" , "good times are killing me" however they do have an innovative sound and highly clever lyrics with sweet one liners for those 16 year old bloggers. However they are not indie. at least not anymore. they are signed to Sony Bmg music. they are a main stream band however this isn't to say anything bad about their high quality.

modest mouse is a great band man, I'm kind of sad that their next album will carry more of a commercial anxiety. like float on.

by turgan November 14, 2005

mickey mouse

A horny mouse that malest childen when their parent's look away.

Watch out for mickey mouse.

by mintyhippo October 19, 2010