Monoxide

A popular YouTube vlogger/"shooter". Has had many feuds with YouTuber's such as reymon14, dadirrtywhyteboi, Chriswcw5, rvdtito4life, and most recently SarcasticVenom.

YouTuber: Dude! Monoxide is owning Rob!!
Regular Person: Who the FUCK is Monoxide?

by bWo4life12 January 24, 2009

beer monocle

When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened.

Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.

by Gavine July 13, 2006

mississippi monocle

this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.

"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"

by bobmanob March 11, 2009

monopenis

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis

Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.

by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013

monoes

Morris knows (Mo Knows). invented by a former wide receiver of sacramento state football team.

How do you know he said that? Because Monoes!!!

by monoes13 May 17, 2014

monolith

In 2001 a space odyessy the monolith came to earth and helped the apes evolve into senient life forms and then came back later to turn dave into a giant superintelligent baby.

by linzoy August 9, 2003

monorail

for a girl to grind a guy who is laying down, esp. with his penis between her labia minora

I couldn't get her to let me inside, but she did take a ride on the monorail.

by Rod X February 14, 2014