mongosexual

Mongosexual: (adj.) Ones self-realization that their confused state of sexual identity is a result of FB and a 1960s television series containing 7 very different people stranded on an island.

Due to an odd situation, I had to admit my inability to have a relationship outside of FB, coupled with my addiction to a certain 1960s television series, leading me down a path of attempting some mongosexual behavior.

Lyrics by Just Frank 2012:
<Verse 1>
Well it occurred ta me - Juss laz nite
Everybody out there - Always wantin’ ta be right

They wanna tell me bout da way - Dey usin’ Dey junk
But it don’t confront me - How you leavin’ yo spunk

So I went to my girl - Cuz she up on what’s down
I told her that I’m steppin’ off - But feelin’ like a clown

As everybody on da FB - Got a label but me
Wontcha hep a brotha out, now - And tells me what to be?

She say Daddy you alright - But ya gettin’ kinda old
Like a stale piece of white bread - Wit a little bit o’ mold

If you wanna get real - And join the human race
You must look in the mirror - And see yo’ face

<Chorus>

And know you MONGOSEXUAL - I say you MONGOSEXUAL

Not tryin’ to disrespect ya - Cuz I knows you got some taste
But everbody all around you - Just a wantin’ dey space
When you MONGOSEXUAL!

<Verse 2 & 3 Won't Fit!!!>

by Just Frank November 23, 2013

mongolian princess

a girl that grows her vaginal hair very long.
historically, mongols grew there pubic hair to the max to keep warm in the cold environment. Mongolian royals always had the longest pubes.

oh snap, I hooked up with Cindy last night and she was totally a mongolian princess. I had no idea, she even had that shit braided and shit. She was really freaky too, after I dug through the forest, I gave her an abraham lincoln.

by Jake the Ssssnake December 19, 2013

mongolian toothbrush

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing the hair onto ones penis, followed by inserting cet penis into the mouth of another individual.

He gave that girl his Mongolian toothbrush.

by Jesus_Kitten May 20, 2014

mongolian style

On all fours, piping hot, drizzled with sweet and sour sauce.

On her 30th birthday, she enjoyed it Mongolian style.

by Servo March 27, 2015

Mongolian Buffet

Screaming loudly into a partner's anus while shaking your head vigorously. Similar to a "motor boat", but to the anus.

I knew it was love when we met at the Mongolian Buffet.

by glassandsteel March 27, 2015

mongolian firebird

a sex position in which a woman does a hand stand and splits at the same time and the man gets a running start and jumps on top of her thrusting inside and balancing himself out on top of her.

Friend: What your favorite sex position?
You: Mongolian Firebird of course!
Friend: There's no way you could actually pull that off!

by Patient Xero June 9, 2016

Mongosmith

Super Handsome Guy with a huge penis that has a massive Errection and he's so fine and his Pokemon go Acount is so Good follow him on IG @Mongosmith

Fuck me in the ass mongosmith

by Instagram@Mongosmith July 13, 2016