Mickeys iPad

An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards

Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad

by KEV HENSHAW August 9, 2022

MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Skinny Mickey

A person that looks like they would be in a UN Children's Fund AD.

Person 1: "Damn, he is skinny"
Person 2: "Skinny Mickey right here"

by kingknb July 3, 2020

Mickey

when someone wins in a way that isn’t respectable it is seen as a “mickey win” because of Lemickey and ADisney winning the 2020 NBA Finals In Disneyland against a broken down 5th seed in a arena with no fans.

Person 1- “I won a game because hey friend controller died at the last second “
Person 2 - “Man dat shit Mickey Mouse as hell”

by Amirasbf January 28, 2022

mickey stickie

A fraudulent motor vehicle inspection sticker, primarily used by folks who drive a beater and cannot or will not get it fixed to pass inspection legally.

Buddy couldn't afford to fix the floor in his 93 Cavalier, so he went and got a mickey stickie instead.

by SwitchNB March 16, 2014

Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?

Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

mickey mouse player

Somebody that is absolutely terrible at league of legends.

Pak: The teams are fucking unbalanced.
Will: Wait why?
Pak: We have 3 mickey mouse players and they only have 1

by Affrodisiac June 6, 2022