Maltesers

A chocolate candy that looks like a black man’s bald head.

Ever have Maltesers before? They’re the best. And they look like that niggas bald head.

by CaptainPete2024 November 12, 2023

maltizam

When a person doesn’t want to answer phone calls or messages and fucks up every time you make plans with them

“Why didn’t jeff show up I thought we made plans with him”
“I knew he would fuck up. Unfortunately he has maltizam.

by 0ptimusprime69 November 15, 2023

Mauli

Mauli is basically god almighty, never gives up no matter how much he suffers. He has stamina, agility, speed a very high IQ and multi talented. But when he wants revenge, he always gets it one way or another. Other than that he is a kind hearted man and slightly egotistic

He is obviously a Mauli

by Liam Matheesha November 27, 2023

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: It is a bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

maulfest

When a group of people maul (fight) other people, making it a “maulfest”

Me and Josh started a maulfest in the bar.

by Sigmarizboy February 13, 2025

Maltn

A type of person who likes moltening (diddling) people below the age of 9, typically a family member, for example a cousin. Basically just a term for a pedophile attracted to people below the age of 9.

"Yo bro, I think my cousin is a maltn"
"Damn, really?"

by BobcatPirate March 8, 2025