a kind, caring, sweet and lovable guy that will always be there for you when you need him most. Though he can argue over small things, claiming hes right when hes wrong, and be annoying at times, he has a big heart and an amazing personality.
by cassx2 January 13, 2025
Get the Ethan Majormug. by anonymous April 3, 2024
Get the Owen majormug. (v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.
by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020
Get the sucking major bootymug. by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 4, 2019
Get the majority steakmug. Originated by DJ Khaled, a major key is something that can help you in life, whether it's making you look cool, or causing you to have fun... it's a key to success.
by MM-Money August 1, 2016
Get the major keymug. A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
Get the Smarmier Major Nitsmug. A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.
It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.
The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019
Get the Simple Majoritymug.