sandy kittens

when a blonde girl's carpet matches her drapes.

daaaamn! he was like totally pullin' on my sandy kittens!!

by ratchetjaw June 11, 2006

Kitten Wrangling

The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.

TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.

by donkeycum August 18, 2003

aethiest kittens

kittens that are old enough to have opened their eyes.

carl "your christian kittens are getting so cute"
john "these are aethiest kittens, dude"
carl "last week you said they were christian kittens!"
john "yea, but now they've opened their eyes."

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011

sex kitten

a nicer name for a slut. a girl who plays mind games with guys & will do anything for money. often called a tramp or a ho or a prostitute.

That slut Sami is Mike's sex kitten. She does anything he wants!

by Blonde Jew September 2, 2004

Danger Kitten

The act of being devilishly catty, while keeping your sexual appeal high to the male poplutation of the world.

Sway was acting Danger Kittenish this evening towards Bazzy and iBat.

by idangerkitten September 7, 2005

cloister kitten

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.

CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"

or

"Julie is a total cloister kitten"

by kitten2005 March 29, 2012

Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013