Knobeyes

its what you call somebody with a knob for eyes, or looks at knobs a lot (knob meaning willy, not door handle)
or if someone is generally acting a twat

lizzie- what does high voltage taste like?

fenn- Shut up knobeyes

lizzie- what does knobeyes mean?

fenn- check urban dictionary now you assqueef...

by wetouchpenguins October 23, 2011

Kobe's dozen

Thirty, typically used in the context of a basketball player scoring 30 points in a game as Kobe often does.

Chris: Did you watch the Celtics game last night?

Jared: Yeah Paul Pierce dropped a Kobe's dozen again!

by ccm November 13, 2012

khozem

A guy with small dick.

Look at that Khozem..

by macroman December 2, 2013

Kobe

Either a great basketball player or a very attractive light/dark skin. Most likely an athlete but be warn they show no mercy hoes nd thots

I Kobed that hoe

by Kobe February 1, 2015

Kobe

When you pull out and with one finally stroke Kobe straight into her mouth.

Dude 1: Bro, I totally Kobe'd this girl last night
Dude 2: BOOM! PLASTERED!

by KobeShot March 17, 2015

kobe

Something people say when they throw something into a trashcan like they are playing basketball.

Brock yelled "KOBE" as he threw the paper into the trash.

by weirdowoman April 16, 2015

Khiber

the gayest guy you will ever meet

That guy looks like such a khiber!

by unknownsquared August 24, 2016