David King

A man with huugeeeeeeeeeee and i mean colossal butt hair

aT least he's way cooler than Mobin

smarter
funnier
and more handsome

person1: David King has huge butt hair
person2: yeah but that's the only bad thing about him Mobin is much worse
person3: have you seen Mobins man boobs?

by boboisgud June 22, 2021

Sucking the king's nipple

Gesture of Submission, to suck up to.

What? It's already been a month since our grades came "out!" It's time to start sucking the king's nipple.

by File Peter July 4, 2010

Wise Young and King

The best damn upcoming band from Canadia!

Guy: Hey man, have you heard that awesome enw band called Wise Young and King?
Other Guy: Yeah! They rock!

by Larcondos May 25, 2011

Raw Dog King

The most prestigious title that can be given to a male. This person never uses rubber and knows exactly what he's doing. He satisfies everyone. No one can compete with the RDK

Person 1: Dude, I fucked a girl last night and it was amazing!
Person 2: Did you use protection?
Person 1: Nah man, I don't need that! I'm the Raw Dog King!
Person 2: Jesus, you're a legand.

by The Real RDK May 13, 2016

The Bat King Effect

When you are too wrapped up in your own bullshit that you don't understand what's going on anymore.

Marge is concerned, Dean Heron is suffering from The Bat King Effect.

See you've even confused yourself. This is The Bat King Effect.

by LivingInAParadox December 5, 2016

drip shit king

A dumb fucking midget who gets alot of chicks but does jack shit with them

omg evan is such a drip shit king!!

by Slim Yim August 14, 2018

the ghost king

Nico di Angelo's title given to him in a prophecy that nobody but himself calls him.

"I'm not your sunshine, Will! I'm the ghost king! Fear me!" - Nico di Angelo twice a week

"Your so adorable." - Will

by Dam Nico di Angelo November 22, 2018