Kellem

Prick! Puts on a nice front. But much like flipping a switch, he will turn into super douchebag of the century.

"Oh Kellem is so sweet."
"Oh yeah, give it a few weeks."
........
"Omg you were so right I hate that bastard."
"Told ya."

by Abcdefghall November 4, 2013

Kellan

some twink baby back bitch

heard he’s gay
“yea that’s kellan”

by redunker December 17, 2019

The Helen Keller

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.

I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.

by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010

Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.

Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010

Kelley School of Business

Trashy white men go to the Kelley School of Business when they can't get into any better business schools. Located in the grossest state in all of America, you'll be surrounded by racist douchebags in greek life 24/7. If you don't get in we'll SPEA later.

"I am in SPEA because I care about real life problems and am a considerate person" -Erin
"Well all I care about is money and raping bitches. I'm a Kelley Boner. Love the Kelley School of Business" -Jake

by the ultimate BBC April 28, 2019

The Helen Keller

When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)

You: Sarah, what's up with the black eye?

Sarah: I got The Helen Keller last night.

by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009

KellenInHell

1994 saw the birth of music producer Kellen. Since 2009, at the age of sixteen, he has been involved in the grindcore scene. He is working on several projects. He creates screamo, cybergrind, and gorenoise. In 2011 he began producing gorenoise, and in 2012 he began producing cybergrind. He also goes by Kel O'neil

Person 1: You like KellenInHell?
Person 2: Yes i do
Person 1: Cool

by Pseudonym666.net December 10, 2023