helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007

kellen brown

A gay faglord who takes it up the ass all day everyday

You pulled off a kellen brown

by alreadyinyourmom6969 June 4, 2014

helen keller it

a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking

"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."

"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."

by Kyled avis October 16, 2008

Kellan

Kellan is the type of nigga to say hell fuck your mom but in reality wanna fuck your dad, Kellan is the gayest human alive and is a prick, Kellan has a small penis and is a dick to everyone, Kellan is a skinny ass white boi and his no muscle, Kellan will usually try and fuck his friends girlfriends but he never had a chance, kellans girlfriend is usually the ugliest nigga alive

Aye yo ain’t that the gay nigga kellan

by Dopeassniggawhofucksyourmom March 26, 2019

kellett

1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.

2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.

Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?

Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.

Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.

Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.

Spencer-...

by ImSpartacus November 11, 2007

Helen Keller

When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.

Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!

by Devinetrey January 19, 2009

kelli

a nasty ass hoe who like to think she’s better than me and all my friends. don’t be a kelli or you will lose all your friends and just be a whore. she is a washed up rat who will kiss your ass until someone wants it then she wants them. she’s a bitch and she tries to steals boyfriends and other shit too. Uses too much hairspray, probably doesn’t know what shaving is, doesn’t shut the fuck, acts like the best when everyone wants to rip open her jaw and piss down her throat and use her pussy as a piss dispenser.

ew god, it’s kelli.

by i like dick and shit November 29, 2017