Jeanine

A girl who does way to many TikTok dances. Thinks it’s her “talent”.

Jeanine, do renegade.

by Timonado February 11, 2020

jeandré

Jeandré is amazing friend. Very athletic .Good at accounting. She is weird as fuck. She loves to braid hair . Favourite color blue and pink. She has small feet and has an unhealthy up session with food. She can kick your ass . Practices multiple disciplines.Has dark hair and brown eyes. She spends her weekends watching movies. She is the one who cheers you up when you are down. She is the best friend you'll have. She loves to be random. If you have the privilege of having a Jeandré in your life, never let her go

Jeandré is being a bitch

by Mickey 2502 February 2, 2016

Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.

Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

Jean Rodriguez

the act of talking and making no sense at all to anyone around you but yourself

dude 1: yo the football game was god.
girl 1: i didnt understand it.
dude 2 :Jean Rodriguez yo you know that golf was a game made in scotland.

by Jru Cojem November 3, 2009

Jean Eater

An extreme camel toe.

Hey dude, check out the jean eater on that chick! Right on, it looks like a hatchet wound!

by benwastyxx September 17, 2010

jeanicide

Well fitting sexy jeans that you look so good in when wearing them your killing folks. People see you in the jeans and die looking at you.

That girl was walking down the street committing jeanicide and men were dropping like flies.

by Sweetsycake July 24, 2011

Jeanie Weenie

A pair of pants that, when sitting, appear to give the wearer a boner.

I would have totally bought those pants, but they gave me hard-core Jeanie Weenie.

by vikingchampion September 10, 2012