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happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.
by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010
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Straight Jacket Friend

Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.
After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.
by coldgasmask408 January 16, 2011
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Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.
My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017
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Sack Jack

Sexual act performed by a male with a larger/looser than average scrotum who then wraps said scrotum around his buddy's shaft and proceeds to jerk him off to climax with his sack.
Hey Kyle, what did you do last night? Well Trent, I exited a hot shower and my scrotum felt larger then normal; so I proceeded to Sack Jack Mr.Park till he ejaculated.
by WPGCSU February 28, 2019
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Cocktus Jack

when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass
"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"
by CocktusJack September 21, 2020
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Suit jacket prick

When someone in their early 30s dresses in suit jackets on the const like they are 45
Nathan borja constantly got them on. The suit jacket prick
by Sonoftroy March 14, 2021
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Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value
That car's not worth jack shit
by iamamanufan January 12, 2011
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