California Pinch

An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.

"Jalen, arm yourself and prepare for the California Pinch" - Captain Zach

by Zinopo February 6, 2025

lords pinch

When you get a fresh can of chewing Tabacco and it is not completely full. Appearing to already have a dip takin out.

I swear, the Lords pinch 'n hoglegs outa my Copenhagen tin. It's never like this when I buy grizzly.

by crayk8d August 2, 2017

pinch

a unit of measure (typically reserved for ketamine) equivalent to the volume held between ones thumb and index finger. One can administer said pinch to self, friends or strangers... with consent

Would you like a pinch? two-please.

by Beaver-man July 5, 2022

DEVIL'S PINCH

When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.

fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.

by Certified_Swxsh May 31, 2022

God's Pinch

Just another word for cramps.

FUCK! GOD'S PINCH! FUCKING GOD'S PINCH! FUCK ME! OHHH MY LEG! OH FUCK!!!!!

by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019

half pinched

Cutting off a shit halfway either in a hurry or to save time.

Bill’s friends were going to leave without him, so he half pinched his turd to get out in time.

by Arabian Goggles January 31, 2021

clock pinched

whistle bit
caught between the hour hand and the minute hand

we got clock pinched for lunch

by duckmans December 2, 2011