Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.

Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.

by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

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Human Ravioli

When you cover yourself in marinara and put ground beef in your butt

Mom: How are we going to carry all this ground beef home from the grocery store?
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli

by Boosh92 February 13, 2019

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Human Oreo

When you take a white guy, and put a strap on penis on his ass. Then he stands between two black guys and has anal sex with both of them at the same time.

"Yesterday me two guys I met on Grindr had a great Human Oreo."

by Jack Jackson Jackington June 6, 2018

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Human bidet

Using the face, mouth and tongue to clean someone’s ass after taking a dump. Sometimes referred to human toilet paper or htp. It described to be very arousing and once someone has properly experienced this event they dont want it any other. Can be recorded being a common practice with concubines.

She is sooo hot I wish I could be her human bidet.

by Tina’s December 16, 2021

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human sandpaper

The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.

My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021

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