Medical Hibernation

When you eat a large amount of food before taking some medicine and sleeping in all day in order to cure whatever sickness or issues you're currently undergoing.

Just finished a big meal of some chicken strips and bread,gonna pop a pill and go into medical hibernation for the rest of the day until my back feels better.

by Lazthedictionist May 28, 2025

Kevin Colby Hebert

Also known as a young Bob Patrick, Kevin Colby Hebert is the ultimate anal animal savage. He enjoys long walks on the beach and stimulating an innocent boys butt hole. (preferably 4-12 year olds). While scared to use his real name by the fear of being found and captured, Kevin uses the name "COBRA".

Hey Sammi, dont stay out too late, you dont want Kevin Colby Hebert to get your booty.

I wont mom.

by BUTT KISSER May 29, 2012

The Bear is Hibernating

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.

Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.

by Cinnamon Raven November 6, 2014

National Avoid Herbert Day

April 26 just whatever you do avoid Herbert

Thank god todays national avoid Herbert day, we no longer have to listen to his bullshit

by This Name Is Not Available April 26, 2022

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022

It's Herbert!

Something you say when a dead relative comes back to life.

It's Herbert!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 14, 2025