Headass

The act of being a dingus

Tall Dave is the biggest headass around

by Susu1234567890 May 30, 2018

Headass

Ginny: a half Caucasian and half Hispanic girl from VA who has braces, and who is very confused all the damn time

Jearnne: shut up Ginny you’re such a headass!!!

by Jesusismyhusband June 22, 2018

Headass

Someone who says something total dumb/stupid

Jearnne: Ginny shut your headass up!!!

Jearnne: “Olivia where’s the Statue of Liberty?”

Olivia: “in Washington DC”
Taylor: can you all shut your headasses up!!!!!

by Jesusismyhusband June 22, 2018

headass

Used to describe someone who tries to be deep and profound, but ends up making a point that's obvious, stupid, or self-defeating.

Dave's headass self was lecturing us about the exploitation of women while eating wings at Hooters

by ommni March 5, 2018

Headbanger

A fan or preformer of EDM music of all sorts, such as Dubstep, Drumstep, Drum and Bass, Hardstyle and so on. Normally, the motion of rocking your skull back and forth is to mimic the beat of the song, otherwise if you do so out of context, you'll look like you lost your bloody mind.

"Good god, look at that fucking headbanger go!" Jim said. "Well, what else do you do when you listen to Excision?" Isaiah said.

by imrightyourenot July 20, 2018

Headass

A headass is someone who has their head shoved so far up their ass, that they are not able to think straight and all that comes out of their mouth is pure shit.

"damn, donald trump is such a headass"
"i know right he is such a piece of shit"
"haha lol ikr"
"haha who the fuck says lol anymore you absolute fucking cheescake"
"who the fuck says cheesecake as an insult you headass"
"oh yeah if im such a headass then i might as well kick yours"
"that made no fucking sense okay dude just calm down"
"youre right its just that im so tired of hiding my feelings now"
"wait kevin what do you mean"
"alexander i love you"
"oh kevin i love you too"
and then they got married the end

by KnightofTime August 23, 2018

headass

a person does or says something stupid untrue you can also be called a headass for being gullible

Friend 1: are you sure you can carry that cooler
friend 2: yeah this is very light
"cooler spills"
friend 1: headass

by saltyhobo64 August 23, 2018